[bloodnguts]

i was just scanning thru some pictues and I found a picture of my father in law holding upa nice fluke and in the background in swift creek there's a mako type of boat...probably 22 to 26 fot and the name in huge blue leters is....

FLOATING SEAMEN........


now.....how do you frame a nice pic of your father in law holding an 11 pound 6 ounce fluke .......send it to his office to be hung up with FLOATING SEAMEN in huge blue letters in the background...lmfao!!!

 

[B.Attitude]

One day years ago on my old boat we were fishing flounders down by Raritan.This small(19-23') white sailboat comes by with the name'Blow Me" in big red letters across the sail.I got a kick out of it and thought it was kind of original for a boats name.
paulie

 

[Dantilu]

My old sail boat was named, "Breakwind"

 

[BLUEFISH9]

Thats funny cuz there's a sailboat in sheepshead called "breaking wind"

 

[EvMiz]

There was a boat on a mooring in sheepshead bay, little green sailboat that was called "Passing Wind" I thought it was pretty funnny.

 

[blackdiamond296]

I fished on a guy's 45' Viking named "The Golden Stream" - the guy was a Urologist!

 

[Lattitudechange]

"Open Wide".....and the guy wasn't a dentist....

 

[jaws1948]

Probably not the funniest, but definitely the most appropriate. There's a really nice ChrisCraft in Babylon named, "The Other Woman."

 

[shebeen]

You'd really need to see the boat but........

There was a 30' something, wooden hull in Portsmouth that the owner removed the pilothouse and replaced it with this goofy looking vinyl sided monstrosity...sliding shower doors and all.

The guy was one of the funniest people I've ever met...a genuine fruitcake.

Anyway, where we docked on the Pisscataqua River could have some large traffic with a powerplant upriver and the Portsmouth Naval Shipyard right across from us. Not unusual to hear "SECURITAY SECURITAY SECURITAY tanker such and such now approaching Portsmouth Harbor entrance, all vessels give way"

So sitting tied up on my boat one day, we hear this nutjob come over the radio...."SECURITAY SECURITAY SECURITAY motor vessel 'AUDACITY' now entering Portsmouth harbor" The guy was classic

...all of us rolling on the deck.

Yup, that was the name of his boat....'Audacity' Perfect!

This post edited by shebeen 08:23 AM 12/23/2007

 

[Fishbust]

Appropriate name...

"SORRY CHARLIE".... a Grady Sailfish for sale that got hit by lightning. And they STILL wanted too much money for it! That is the real funny part.

 

[jpd]

Neversink II

 

[fishie1]

My Last Boat IV

 

[tautog1]

I've got 2!

My friend has a boat named "Crack Oar". We fished the Oak Bluffs tournament a few years ago, and had the cameras on the boat. It was real funny to hear the narrator say the boat's name fast on national tv. Even funnier was when my friend told the world on ESPN that he had named the boat after his wife!

The other one was a sail boat I saw in Huntington Harbor when I was running the Noli. I was on my way back to the dock, and saw a sailboat named "BOHICA". I almost wet my pants! A regular was in the pilot house with me and said, "I don't get it!" BOHICA = Bend Over, Here It Comes Again! 2 years ago, a guy came into my office to talk to his son who worked for me, and he had a windbreaker on that said "BOHICA". It was his boat. Small world.

 

[SORTIE]

many, many years ago

M.T Pockets

 

[canyonfvr]

The Money Pit

 

[jpd]

canyonfvr wrote:
The Money Pit

Along the same lines, I've always like Moby Debt or Fuelish Pleasure.

 

[reelfisher]

Riding down the LIE one day I saw boat being trailered with the name stop ya bitchin lol

 

[638475]

I saw a Go-fast boat called "BOOTY BARGE" and there where some crazy SICK hot chicks on it, fitting.....

I also saw a Garvey called "BIVALVE EXPRESS"

This post edited by walkingontime 06:55 PM 12/23/2007

 

[PondSkimmer]

A boat my ex bud used to own was called all "All Screwed Up" had a pic od f a machine nut on one side of the name, and a pic of a wood screw on the other side of the name!

 

[WWDLLudlum]

I always thought I came up with a good one... 24' kept on the trailer I call her "Lawn Ornament".