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I doubt that it's true and I don't feel like looking it up on Snoopes, but it is an ironic joke...
Subject: Walking Eagle
To:
Walking Eagle
Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy
reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was
invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation
Two weeks ago in upstate New York
HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one
Day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how
He had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan,
he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping
his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how
they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They
explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full
of sh-t can no longer fly.
Subject: Walking Eagle
To:
Walking Eagle
Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy
reading this...'Walking Eagle' Senator BARACK OBAMA was
invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation
Two weeks ago in upstate New York
HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing
every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one
Day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how
He had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan,
he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping
his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator
with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how
they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They
explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full
of sh-t can no longer fly.