[TheBandit]

A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason
English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood
won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now all French Army officers wear brown pants.

 

[Hipshot]

I think the French should wear a combination of RED and BROWN pants! This way the red in the crotch won't show and the brown in the rear won't show!!!
Hip

 

[618412]

"Uniforms"

I think you mean Brown and yellow.
Brown in back Yellow in the front.

 

[618412]

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(This post edited by matrix1 on 04/15/2003)

 

[STRIKERTHREE]

has anyone seen the new french tank its a beaut it has 2 fwd gears and 6 reverse gears its black with a yellow racing stripe down the middle