Damme Youst Scali-Wagg Can't you keep a secreat? That new stealth submersible made to look like the "HMS Whity Boldure" is on patrol right now about two clicks west of Halabadad Packaganistan.
Its part of the Wavy Seals covert force.
Actuallty if any fancy schamcy film makers like Steven King or Mikel King or Rodny King or One of those Monarch Sci-Fi companies would like to go shoot some actual footage of Sharks enjoying a nibble in the Gulf of Maine I have a VERY suitable platform for filming Swashbuckleing tales of daring and dew. She 44 feet at the waterline with nice New England waves and 11 1/2 feet wide as a bull moose. More Stable than a sailor on Liberty and looks like she belongs in a Bogart flick. All for Hire, Charter or Rent at resonable prices.
We use only quality fish guts for chum and despense it in out "Fishkatcher, SlickMaster Chum Bucket" for maximum effectiveness.