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Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 - Ants die.
2007 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
 

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My Brother-in-Law is a security officer at a local High School and you wouldn't beleive the stories he tells me.

Drug/Gun Busts

Bloody Fights - students/students, students/teachers

Sex in the Bathrooms/staircases

This in a affluent area of Long Island.
 

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jpd wrote:
Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

What! Johnny's crackho mom forgot to sue the School District for 9.7MM?
 

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BLUEFISH9 wrote:
Who rasied the kids of 2007?
Ohhh right...the kids of 1957....

LOL...........yup
..........and the wusses / problem kids never change, the wussies / problem kids then just pass it along to their wussies / problen kids now.........
......gotta keep the cycle going:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 

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That does not apply to all. My kids are now adults {I think} at 33 and 38. They never went through the last part of any of this, it was just settled between them. No courts--No knives--- No bat--etc. When I worked on your side I always thought that was rougher than my side.
 

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That is soooo true.

I'm likely to be come a parent very soon and it scares the heck out of me (on many oher levels too) how at any moment I could be arrested for child abuse, sexual abuse, whatever just because of something I said or did while parenting my kid.
 

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Jaiem wrote:
That is soooo true.

I'm likely to be come a parent very soon and it scares the heck out of me (on many oher levels too) how at any moment I could be arrested for child abuse, sexual abuse, whatever just because of something I said or did while parenting my kid.


Its really pretty simple....Dont beat your kids or have sex with them. You should be fine.
 

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Blazetoy wrote:
My Brother-in-Law is a security officer at a local High School and you wouldn't beleive the stories he tells me.

Sex in the Bathrooms/staircases



****, wish I went to that school!
 

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Jaiem said:
Its really pretty simple....Dont beat your kids or have sex with them. You should be fine.

Funny you should say that (don't get the wrong idea!!).

I know a guy now who did hit a small child right in front of the mother. The police came but he wasn't arrested. I don't get it. Even if the mother said she wasn't going to press charges that's still child abuse - isn't it? Doesn't the state prosecute that anyway? :confused:

When you read the news stories about a mother arrested for spanking her bratty kid in the supermarket etc. and this a-hole didn't get arrested I just don't understand.
 
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