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Retirement Planning
--If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49.00.
--With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
$1000.00.
--With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
--If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would
have $49.00 left.
**But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer/wine one
year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the
cans/bottles for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would
have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current
investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.


This post edited by PURSUITWA 03:08 PM 02/08/2008
 
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