i will be back in a couple of hours i have to get my reel serviced.start argument then say i have to get some air thats good for a couple of hours.i am only going for a little while to see whats bitting and ill be right back. OK lets hear some new material.
NEW EXCUSES TO TELL WIFES YOUR GOING FISHING
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Excuse to go fishing
"I was just driving by the boat ramp, and saw a group of well-dressed people standing around the bulkhead. I stopped to see what was going on. It seems that this rich lady dropped a very expensive 14 karat gold bracelet into the water as she was getting off a yacht. She just shrugged her shoulders and said her insurance would pay for it. I'm gonna go down there and drag a treble hook along the bottom and see if I can snag it for you... Wish me luck."
"I was just driving by the boat ramp, and saw a group of well-dressed people standing around the bulkhead. I stopped to see what was going on. It seems that this rich lady dropped a very expensive 14 karat gold bracelet into the water as she was getting off a yacht. She just shrugged her shoulders and said her insurance would pay for it. I'm gonna go down there and drag a treble hook along the bottom and see if I can snag it for you... Wish me luck."
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who needs excuses?
None of these excuses will work with my wife.
I just cannot seem to get rid of her.
She fishes with me.
She hunts with me.
She can drive the boat , if needed.
And ,I've saved the best for last:
SHE CLEANS THE FISH!!
And,she does a better job of cleaning the fish that most people I know.
Pete
None of these excuses will work with my wife.
I just cannot seem to get rid of her.
She fishes with me.
She hunts with me.
She can drive the boat , if needed.
And ,I've saved the best for last:
SHE CLEANS THE FISH!!
And,she does a better job of cleaning the fish that most people I know.
Pete
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I dont need excuses?
None of these excuses will work with my gf.
I just cannot seem to get rid of her.
She fishes with me.
She goes everywhere with me.
And ,I've saved the best for last:
SHE CLEANS THE FISH!!
I have to come up with excuses so we dont go fish all the time!
None of these excuses will work with my gf.
I just cannot seem to get rid of her.
She fishes with me.
She goes everywhere with me.
And ,I've saved the best for last:
SHE CLEANS THE FISH!!
I have to come up with excuses so we dont go fish all the time!
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Excuses you got to be kidding
What happen to fisherman when they say I do D
oes she reach down and and rip the jewels out(ouch)
I'm not married and never will be but if I was
My excuse would honey it just in my blood as I shovel the last shovel full of dirt over her.LOL
What happen to fisherman when they say I do D
oes she reach down and and rip the jewels out(ouch)
I'm not married and never will be but if I was
My excuse would honey it just in my blood as I shovel the last shovel full of dirt over her.LOL
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talk about wedding blitz
she knows how i feel and she loves to fish too. she say's theres no sence having the boat if you dont use it.
when she said i do i replied with hey the fish are breakin over there
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(This post edited by thefishingfreak on 03/15/2003)
she knows how i feel and she loves to fish too. she say's theres no sence having the boat if you dont use it.
when she said i do i replied with hey the fish are breakin over there
(This post edited by thefishingfreak on 03/15/2003)
(This post edited by thefishingfreak on 03/15/2003)
(This post edited by thefishingfreak on 03/15/2003)
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