Barb...................to you and yours, Merry Christmas.
The Noreast Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, but for me and my mouse;
The stockings were hung on the staircase you see,
We don?t have a fireplace, so that?s where they be;
The children have moved out, it?s just me and Yvonne
So she?s doing needlepoint and seeing what?s on;
She won?t wear a 'kerchief, but I?ve got on my Santas cap
No need to settle down, cause we don?t need a nap,
When out in the yard I heard an awful sound,
I jumped from my throne, to the stairs I ran down.
I went to the window and turned on the light,
I opened the door to a terrible sight.
The gigantic wind chime that hung on the maple
Had broke from it?s mount cause of a rusty staple,
So knowing the noise was not from a crook,
I went back inside to give the internet a look
I turned on my puter and sat down in my chair,
I knew in a moment I soon would be there.
With the click of the mouse the monitor came on,
My home page had opened???..at
Noreast.com;
There?s, Cany and Gaucho and Ahiman and Sortie
There?s psychopan and Striker and jpd and Latty
With MakoMike and Fish, dsedy, Mr November
and JoeB and Quailoh, and there?s SinkerBouncer
I click on a thread and I see all the rest
It?s PURSUIT and reelfisher and Capt Neil, he?s the best
As I scroll down the page to see what they wrote
I see Blazetoy and Porgy and Flukinicehole
Now dawnpatrol, wader and that Learning2 guy
And our newest noreast Piker, that?s her, 1DogShy
There?s Bally,Billy40 and mesinger is back
The Lounge aint the same without my pal HungryJack
HappyCamper, craigkoprowski, yaflounder and shebeen
Leprchaun, doughboy and Patric, where?s he been
Edvac, Pablo and Kat and Slick56
And even oldmud way up in the sticks
So thank you to nerd and to George, (he?s the boss)
For helping me meet my friend Dale??Mentalfloss
I know I?m long winded and rambled a lot
But that?s how I roll, so that?s what you got
The Piker Prez says on this Christmas Eve night
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
This post edited by gverb1219 10:02 PM 12/24/2007
