[wader]

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green.
When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb ass..

 

[jpd]

Sounds like a Joke of the Day

 

[canyonfvr]

jpd wrote:
Sounds like a Joke of the Day

i think he needs a jump too link to the joke of the day thread..

jump to

 

[jpd]

canyonfvr wrote:

i think he needs a jump too link to the joke of the day thread..

jump to

LMFAO!

 

[MakoMike]

Yeah, Otherwise he could never find his way back here!