Jaywalking

Ever see the video of the guy that walked into Lindsey Lohan's car? She was pulling out of a spot, surrounded by paparazzi, doing maybe 1 mph. This strung out crackhead walks right into her car, then flops on the floor and starts screaming "Get me an ambulance! Get me an ambulance!" He refused to move until an Ambulance came. It was hilarious, and a creative way of trying to manufacture a lawsuit. Unfortunately, he was videotaped by about 20 people walking right into the car, so I'm guessing he was S.O.L.