[PaddleOn]

IRAQI TV GUIDE
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SUNDAY:
8:00 - My 33 Sons
8:30 - Osama Knows Best
9:30 - Let's Mecca Deal
10:00 - The Kabul Hillbillies

MONDAY:
8:00 - Husseinfeld
9:00 - Mad About Everything
9:30 - Monday Night Stoning
10:00 - Win Bin Laden's Money

TUESDAY:
8:00 - Wheel of Terror
8:30 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
9:00 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:30 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00 - Buffy the Yankee Slayer

WEDNESDAY:
8:00 - Beat the Press
8:30 - When Kurds Attack
9:00 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:30 - Just Shoot Everyone
10:00 - Veilwatch

THURSDAY:
8:00 - Fatima Loves Chachi
8:30 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
9:30 - Married with 139 Children
10:00 - Eye for an Eye Witness News

FRIDAY:
8:00 - Judge Saddam
8:30 - Suddenly Sanctions
9:00 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
9:30 - Cave and Garden Television

10:00 - No-Witness News

SATURDAY:
8:00 - Sponge Bob Square Turban
9:00 - Teletalibans
9:30 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

 

[617110]

Absolutely Histerical!!!!!

 

[LkyLindy]

Right on

Nice one paddle

 

[Toutog]

LMAO

Paddles,
Where would the Lounge be without
"Regulars" like you and LkyLindy...

This one is just Too Funny!

 

[Rodwinder]

great work !!! LMAO

 

[TonyG]

very good paddle

 

[Capthookem]

Very funny !! Did you write that stuff yourself ??

Capt. H

 

[PaddleOn]

I did not write this..............wish I had but can't take any credit .
I thought it was funny!

 

[schoolman]

Life

Here's something to think about today.

Life

1. Falling in love.

2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.

3. A hot shower.

4. No lines at the supermarket

5. A special glance.

6. Getting mail

7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.

8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

9. Lying in bed! listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.

11. Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.

12. Chocolate milkshake. (or vanilla) (or strawberry)

13. A long distance phone call.

14. A bubble bath.

15. Giggling.

16. A good conversation.

17 The beach

18. Finding a 20 note in your coat from last winter.

19. Laughing at yourself.

20. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

21. Running through sprinklers.

22. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.

23. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

24. Laughing at an inside joke..

25. Friends.

26. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

27. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

28. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).

29. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

30. Playing with a new puppy.

31. Having someone play with your hair.

32. Sweet dreams.

33. Hot chocolate.

34. Road trips with friends.

35. Swinging on swings.

36. Wrapping presents under the Christmas tree while eating cookies and
drinking your favorite tipple.

37. Song lyrics printed inside your new CD so you can sing along without
feeling stupid.

38. Going to a really good concert.

39. Making eye contact with a cute stranger

40. Winning a really competitive game.

41. Making chocolate chip cookies.

42. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.

43. Spending time with close friends.

44. Seeing smiles and hearing laughter from your friends.

45. Holding hands with someone you care about.

46. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or
bad) never change

47. Riding the best roller coasters over and over.

48. Watching the expression on someone's face as they open a much
desired present from you.

49. Watching the sunrise.

50. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another
beautiful day.
I hope these thoughts brightened your (snowy) day!!!! Jerry McGrath

 

[LkyLindy]

FISH? YUP

Jerry-

The most important-
Fishing with your DAD,mom buddy etc.

(This post edited by LkyLindy on 02/17/2003)

 

[LkyLindy]

Gramps

Your best BUD-

 

[schoolman]

OOPS!!!

Yes, I agree wholeheartedly. That's # 51. Without his influence and love, I would not be on this board today.

 

[ssn607]

Thought it was worth a second look!