Here is a great one from Geo. Bush!
The bill would give temporary legal status to millions of unlawful immigrants, provided they came forward, paid a fine and underwent criminal background checks. To apply for a green card, they would have to pay another fine, learn English, return to their home country and wait in line.
THE TRUTH!
THERE IS NO FEDERAL DATABASE TO DO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, YOU HAVE TO GO TO EACH AGENCY AND STATE.
GET THIS! THEY HAVE 24 HOURS TO DO IT!!!!! IF NOT THEY ARE CONSIDERED CLEAN!
ABOUT THE FINE. BANK OF AMERICA HAS A PLAN TO LEND THE 5K TO THE APPLICANT WITH NO CREDIT HISTORY. GEE I WONDER WHO'S CAMPAIGN THEY PAID OFF!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER THING. A GUY CRAWLS UNDER THE FENCE ONE DAY BEFORE THE DEADLINE TO APPLY FOR THE NEW VISA. HE GETS A LOAN HE WILL NEVER PAY OFF FROM BANK OF AMERICA, APPLIES AND GETS A "Z" VISA CARD. HE CAN LIVE AND WORK HERE INDEFINITELY.
THE GUY WHO APPLYS FROM HIS HOME COUNTRY THE PROPER WAY TO COME IN AS A GUEST WORKER CAN ONLY STAY A SHORT TIME AND HAS TO RETURN TO HIS HOME COUNTRY.
AMNESTY? SURE IS, THE LAWBREAKER WHO CRAWLED UNDER THE FENCE CAN STAY FOREVER, THE GUY WHO PROPERLY WAITS IN LINE FOR A GUEST WORKER PERMIT, GETS KICKED OUT AFTER A SHORT TIME HERE.
PELOSI THINKS IMMIGRATION SHOULD BE FAMILY BASED. LET THEM IN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SOMEONES RELATIVE. GREAT, BRING IN THE OLD THAT DON'T WORK SO THEY CAN SUCK SOCIAL SECURITY DRY! KEEP OUT THE HIGHLY SKILLED WORKER WHO WILL EARN A GOOD SALARY AND PAY A DECENT AMOUNT IN INCOME AND SS TAXES. SMART. HOW MUCH WILL A "Z" CARD HOLDER EARN...
NOT ENOUGHT TO PAY FEDERAL INCOME TAX, THAT IS FOR SURE. WITH THE EARNED INCOME CREDITS, CHILD TAX CREDIT ETC, THE FEDS WILL HAVE TO SEND THEM A CHECK!!!!!!!!!
AM I NUTS OR WHAT???? THIS IS WHAT OUR PRESIDENT AND LAWMAKERS IN DC CONSIDER A GREAT PLAN. AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
PLEASE HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND!
The bill would give temporary legal status to millions of unlawful immigrants, provided they came forward, paid a fine and underwent criminal background checks. To apply for a green card, they would have to pay another fine, learn English, return to their home country and wait in line.
THE TRUTH!
THERE IS NO FEDERAL DATABASE TO DO CRIMINAL BACKGROUND CHECKS, YOU HAVE TO GO TO EACH AGENCY AND STATE.
GET THIS! THEY HAVE 24 HOURS TO DO IT!!!!! IF NOT THEY ARE CONSIDERED CLEAN!
ABOUT THE FINE. BANK OF AMERICA HAS A PLAN TO LEND THE 5K TO THE APPLICANT WITH NO CREDIT HISTORY. GEE I WONDER WHO'S CAMPAIGN THEY PAID OFF!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER THING. A GUY CRAWLS UNDER THE FENCE ONE DAY BEFORE THE DEADLINE TO APPLY FOR THE NEW VISA. HE GETS A LOAN HE WILL NEVER PAY OFF FROM BANK OF AMERICA, APPLIES AND GETS A "Z" VISA CARD. HE CAN LIVE AND WORK HERE INDEFINITELY.
THE GUY WHO APPLYS FROM HIS HOME COUNTRY THE PROPER WAY TO COME IN AS A GUEST WORKER CAN ONLY STAY A SHORT TIME AND HAS TO RETURN TO HIS HOME COUNTRY.
AMNESTY? SURE IS, THE LAWBREAKER WHO CRAWLED UNDER THE FENCE CAN STAY FOREVER, THE GUY WHO PROPERLY WAITS IN LINE FOR A GUEST WORKER PERMIT, GETS KICKED OUT AFTER A SHORT TIME HERE.
PELOSI THINKS IMMIGRATION SHOULD BE FAMILY BASED. LET THEM IN JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE SOMEONES RELATIVE. GREAT, BRING IN THE OLD THAT DON'T WORK SO THEY CAN SUCK SOCIAL SECURITY DRY! KEEP OUT THE HIGHLY SKILLED WORKER WHO WILL EARN A GOOD SALARY AND PAY A DECENT AMOUNT IN INCOME AND SS TAXES. SMART. HOW MUCH WILL A "Z" CARD HOLDER EARN...
NOT ENOUGHT TO PAY FEDERAL INCOME TAX, THAT IS FOR SURE. WITH THE EARNED INCOME CREDITS, CHILD TAX CREDIT ETC, THE FEDS WILL HAVE TO SEND THEM A CHECK!!!!!!!!!
AM I NUTS OR WHAT???? THIS IS WHAT OUR PRESIDENT AND LAWMAKERS IN DC CONSIDER A GREAT PLAN. AM I MISSING SOMETHING?
PLEASE HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND!