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I never drank Grey Goose till last night. Living close to the local airport has its perks
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LOL...ever since JetBlue opened a terminal there, friends and family and now complete strangers ask to park at my house to save on airport longterm parking fees...word of mouth spread and now it's a regular thing. I only worry in the winter if I'm not here either and they get plowed in, so.. I would leave shovels and brooms outside just in case.
Well it seems every last one of them drinks Grey Goose....cause I find lovely gift bottles and cases as a thankyou on front porch....these libations were stored in garage till last night....we had a midnight fishing trip and I volunteered some be carted off cause I didn't drink it LOL...well last night I tried it and it was really smooth....too smooth...especially cold from the cooler
...we fished and quacked like geese and made toasts to birds and anything with feathers (must be a Grey Goose thing). Thank God for designated drivers!!!!
Long story short, slumber party at Bally's to keep everyone safe. So, I get up this morning and hear birds chirping really loud...I'm still in bed and dog is running in and out all hyper....I figured some wingnut opened windows or left door open so I walk down hallway and am laughing about last night when birds start divebombing my head
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.... ..I duck, dog goes into overdrive and all **** breaks loose .....there are at least two birds maybe finches? zooming all over.....I fly into guestroom and wake up wingnut #1 and tell him there's birds in the house get up now and help me...they say "quack quack" and roll over (again, must be a Grey Goose thing) ....I try wingnut #2 .... they look at me and say "and a partridge in a pear tree" with a grin and roll over...now I know I'm in this alone
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LOL so I open all doors with the swing out arm thing and sit low on kitchen floor and wait with dog...her ears are on full alert and she's loving this...I'm just sleepy, bug eyed and heart is racing.....oh noooo here they come again....flying in tandem right into windows ...I waited ten minutes for them to fly out opened doors and finally started yelling at my slumbering houseguests to help....poor birds were gonna get really hurt...they throw towels at them...one flies out door....other is zooming around...I took dog and locked myself in bedroom. Hear lots of laughing and cursing and crashing around and then finally a knock at the door...."mission accomplished"
Nobody knows how they got in "it's not my fault"...I'll never forget this 4th of July intro to Grey Goose...youz guys are your own species!!!!!!!!...birds fly right off the label
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This post edited by Ballyhoooo 08:50 PM 07/06/2008
Well it seems every last one of them drinks Grey Goose....cause I find lovely gift bottles and cases as a thankyou on front porch....these libations were stored in garage till last night....we had a midnight fishing trip and I volunteered some be carted off cause I didn't drink it LOL...well last night I tried it and it was really smooth....too smooth...especially cold from the cooler
...we fished and quacked like geese and made toasts to birds and anything with feathers (must be a Grey Goose thing). Thank God for designated drivers!!!!Long story short, slumber party at Bally's to keep everyone safe. So, I get up this morning and hear birds chirping really loud...I'm still in bed and dog is running in and out all hyper....I figured some wingnut opened windows or left door open so I walk down hallway and am laughing about last night when birds start divebombing my head
...I waited ten minutes for them to fly out opened doors and finally started yelling at my slumbering houseguests to help....poor birds were gonna get really hurt...they throw towels at them...one flies out door....other is zooming around...I took dog and locked myself in bedroom. Hear lots of laughing and cursing and crashing around and then finally a knock at the door...."mission accomplished"Nobody knows how they got in "it's not my fault"
...I'll never forget this 4th of July intro to Grey Goose...youz guys are your own species!!!!!!!!...birds fly right off the label
This post edited by Ballyhoooo 08:50 PM 07/06/2008
