I hear ya doughboy. I had a load of them in college, I just get confused because they keep upping the ante in terms of extrememism or what constitutes veganism.
It use to be no red meat, then no poultry, no any animal products, etc. When I was in college, my last two years I was an RA (resident advisor). These guys were such pains in the ***.
We had to construct special diets, etc for these guys, finally it got to the point where they had to have there own special floor in the dorm becuase they were "oppresed".
The best thing, and this is sure to get a laugh, every now and then one would go crazy and sneak out for a burger and deal with his friends when he got back and they would scream at him for like an hour. Most of these cases were guys who were going through a vegan phase cause a lot of this vegan chicks were really cute and wore all that cool hemp clothing (as well as smoking a lot of the other, less industrial hemp!!!)Pretty uninhibited chicks.