[wader]

Part 1


A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their experiment being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitantly descended, sustaining severe fractural damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure. Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the direction taken by the first member.

This post edited by wader 10:30 AM 05/19/2008

 

[gverb1219]

wader wrote:
A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural geologic protuberance,

.Hmmmmmm...a mountain?//

wader wrote:

the purpose of their experiment being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel,[

.....a boat full of water???

wader wrote:

the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitantly descended, sustaining severe fractural damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure.

OK...head injury

wader wrote:

Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation oriented in the direction taken by the first member.

...followed the first one ............

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

This post edited by gverb1219 09:00 PM 05/16/2008

 

[CHEVY1]

**** Gary

Your too quick

 

[wader]

Now ? Part 2



A young male human was situated near the intersection of two supporting structural elements at right angles to each other; said subject was involved in ingesting a composition prepared in conjunction with the ritual observance of an annual fixed-day religious festival. Insertion into the saccharine composition of the opposable digit of his forelimb was followed by the removal of a drupe of genus Prunus. Subsequently, the subject made a declarative statement regarding the high quality of his character as a young man.



OK ? GO!!!!!

 

[MakoMike]

Little jack horner sat in a corner eating a pie. He stuck in his thim and bulled out a plumb and said what a good boy am I!

 

[AZFISHKILLER]

He thought it was only Gary, and Gary was at work. hehehehe

 

[wader]

mm wrote:
He stuck in his thim and bulled out a plumb

What the **** is a thim??

Bulled out

a plumb

 

[crabman1130]

He was typing fast to beat Gary to the punch.

 

[MakoMike]

wader wrote:
mm wrote:
He stuck in his thim and bulled out a plumb

What the **** is a thim??

It's a thumb after oucho screws it.

 

[wader]

Part 3

A geriatose human female proceeded to a storage compartment for the purpose of procuring a fragment of osseous tissue from an unidentified deceased specimen, to transfer to an indigent, carnivorous, domesticated mammal, Canis familiaris, family Canidae. Upon arrival at her destination, she found the storage compartment in a denuded condition, with the consequence that the indigent carnivore was deprived of the intended donation.

OK - GO!!!!

 

[MakoMike]

Old Mrs. Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she got there the cupboard was bare and so her poor dog got none.

 

[wader]

mm wrote:
Old Mrs. Hubbard

almost - need exact wording...........

Anyone else want to take a stab at this before the Birthday Boy runs away with it?


This post edited by wader 03:16 PM 05/19/2008

 

[ahiman]

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor dog had none.

 

[fish4me]

Nope.

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get fetch her poor dog a bone.
Mother Hubbard bent over,
and Rover took over.....




Tick, tick, tick..........


This post edited by MakoMike 03:46 PM 05/19/2008

 

[psycopanhead]

Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy ******* with his **** Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar ***** ladder!
stewie griffin quote

 

[wader]

Part 4

A human female, extremely captious & given to opposed behavior, was questioned as to the dynamic state of her cultivated tract of land used for production of various types of flora. The tract components were enumerated as argentous, tone-producing agents, a rare species of oceanic growth & pulchritudinous young females situated in liner orientation.

OK - GO!!

 

[MakoMike]

Mary Mary quite contrary how does you garden grow? Silver bells and ****le shells all in a row. (and one effin petunia).

 

[Makoman16]

BULLY! Let some other kids enjoy the playground, will ya!?!?!?

 

[MakoMike]

It was up there for almost a 1/2 hour before I responded! Spoil sport

 

[wader]

Part 5 & Final

A triumvirate of murine rodents, totally devoid of ophthalmic acuity, was observed in a state of rapid locomotion in pursuit of an agriculturalist?s uxorial adjunct. Said adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an acutely-honed bladed instrument generally used for subdivision of edible tissue.

OK ? GO!