[Crazy-Al]

Somehow every time when I am around non-fishers of the opposite gender, I get funny stares when I say this....

"...It's fun to catch crabs, my long rod has a very sensitive tip and it's great for mugging...."

Now what's wrong with that?

"Crazy" Alberto
[email protected]

 

[614097]

How about when you mention that , "Joe watched my rod when I went to the bathroom."

(I tried to tone it down for the board)

 

[MakoMike]

Al,
I don't know how to break this to you pal, but the stares from the opposite sex has nothing to do with what you say, and everything to do with your bait breath.

 

[newyorkcityman]

"quick, hold my rod!"

usually yelled from one guy to another in moments of fishing chaos.

 

[wader]

HOW ABOUT......

I've got a big one............

 

[618040]

wanna rig my eel?

i wanna jig your hole with my tip-up.

 

[614398]

no but i want you to feel My clams

 

[Crazy-Al]

HOW ABOUT...

"...Wait, I feel a nibble..."

"...Give me my worm..."

"Crazy" Alberto
[email protected]

 

[619990]

"Can you help me check my fly?".......
JS

 

[ronzo]

re: We are bored!!

From the contents of the boards it's clear that cabin fever has reached epidemic proportions!!! Someone mentioned getting house/yardwork done to earn fishing points....! By spring my wife will MAKE ME go fishing! And another thing... besides warmer weather how about a little less wind?! NOW is the time to make sure your friends are making needed repairs to their boats...

 

[Billy40]

Hey CA - sometime soon we have to hook up again so we can put our fingers in some holes. You're better than me though, I always end up through my be-ach in the gutter. See, not just fishing.

 

[Gary Sinestra]

Dirty Talk watch out

Reminds me of a little joke there were three guys in a TED's row boat; a Priest , a Rabbi and a Buddist monk, they were fishing in Reynolds Channel: fishing was very slow only short fluke and robins and cweed. They get talking( while swatting greenies) Rabbi says to the others "what would you do if a DOCTOR told you you had one week to live?" The Priest jumps in "that's easy I would go to Rome, see the Pope, do my confession and for the first and only time in my life look at Playboy magazine before I pass on " The Buddist thinks abit and says" After much contemplation and infinite soul searching I would go to the Great Wall of China, do pennace and down amazing amounts of Tsing Tao beer, rice wine and sake till its over." Now the Rabbi speaks up: "To tell you the truth gentleman the **** with your ideas I think I go to to another Doctor and get a second opinion."

Be well Gary.

 

[LkyLindy]

Ouch

Always wear your rubbers before you catch any crabs

 

[flukerr]

Old stand by..

Fishermen have longer poles....

Support your local hookers....

Its not the size of your pole, its how you dangle your worm.....

You have to work it, for them to want it...

 

[SummerBrz]

Went out last night and cought some huge crabs.