A GOOD PLAN

Subject: A good plan.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't
work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past and present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them "good old
boys." We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at
our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the
fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
$10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we
go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we will not "Interfere." They can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any help anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the current building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer.

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan