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Subject: A good plan.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of one plan for peace. "Books, not Bombs" won't
work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past and present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them "good old
boys." We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines.
They don't want us there. We would station troops at
our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and
deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No
one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide
here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone.
We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D"
and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy, but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
$10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we
go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we will not "Interfere." They can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them is
stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any help anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the current building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan
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I like it. The only problem with it is who would come to defend us when all of the countries that hate us send all of their WMD to Cuba and have a big missile launching party???

This points out the problem with the logic of these war protesters. They keep seeing the world in black and white. War is bad. Killing people is bad. But live and let live doesn't work anymore. The world we live in now requires a balance between aggression and diplomacy. Because of 9/11 we must now pick our spots to set limits of what policies are acceptable by other regimes. If we don't then this country becomes just another entry in the history books.

Regardless of the latest reports we read I know deep down that we are the most altruistic nation on the planet. Do we sometimes take advantage of a situation financially? Sure. But that's what capitalists do. The other side of that though is who spends the most capital on helping others in the world community when they are in need? We do. So can anyone really say that we are simply imperialists looking to take advantage of a situation? If you think that then you are not paying attention.

The U.N., the war protesters, and anyone else who thinks that this war is about anything but protecting the freedoms we enjoy in this country are just a flock of lambs. And I have serious news for them as they are all hiding with their collective heads in the sand. The wolves are at the door!!!
Now what!

Go Troops!!!

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