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sealevel
Joined: 05/21/2003
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 01/06/2010 08:16 PM
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All right! All right, Herring come in jars, they are caught and packed with onions in wine or cream sauce in Canada. I catch mine in A&P. If you want to catch some in Canarsie, you have to swing the chicken over your head three times, sacrifice a seagull, feed a pigeon to a cormorant. All while singing an aria from Rigoletto
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thejuggernaut
Joined: 10/02/2008
Posts: 192
Location: Moriches NY
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01/06/2010 09:50 PM
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lolll
thats funny!!!
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DarkSkies
Joined: 03/29/2009
Posts: 994
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01/06/2010 11:51 PM
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sealevel wrote:
All right! All right, Herring come in jars, they are caught and packed with onions in wine or cream sauce in Canada. I catch mine in A&P. If you want to catch some in Canarsie, you have to swing the chicken over your head three times, sacrifice a seagull, feed a pigeon to a cormorant. All while singing an aria from Rigoletto
This thread is useless without pics!!!
Almost, but ya left out one part. Ya gotta float a banana boat of flowers and fruit out on the water like they do at Voodoo beach in Jamaica Bay.
Then you have to follow sealevel's instructions, but it's most effective when there is a blood red sunset and a waning moon.
If you follow these instructions exactly, you will catch 6 or more herring at a time, but only for the first 30 minutes of ebb tide.
You can also follow the moon to the pot of leprechaun gold. First you must carefully sing that Rigoletto aria for the gold to be genuine. If there is any insincerity in your singing, the pot of gold will mysteriously turn into rancid month old herring.  
Catch em up!
Keep the stories flowing.
This post edited by DarkSkies 11:53 PM 01/06/2010
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Vladi
Joined: 03/31/2005
Posts: 93
Location: Upper West Side
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01/07/2010 06:55 AM
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sealevel wrote:
All right! All right, Herring come in jars, they are caught and packed with onions in wine or cream sauce in Canada. I catch mine in A&P. If you want to catch some in Canarsie, you have to swing the chicken over your head three times, sacrifice a seagull, feed a pigeon to a cormorant. All while singing an aria from Rigoletto
most of all you forgot the herring DANCE!!!!!
PS
why don't you ever go to magnolia pier and give us a report from there
IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON"T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL
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Anthony2003
Joined: 09/26/2006
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01/07/2010 08:09 AM
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GREAT POST! But I have one question.
How did you know that stray cat was not neutered?
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sealevel
Joined: 05/21/2003
Posts: 61
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01/07/2010 08:50 AM
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Vladi don’t send the poor chap over to Magnolia. You must know how dangerous it is to fish next to people whose rigs consist of cloths lines, sash weights and telephone poles. Not to mention the several dozen hooks attached. The preferred fishing attire for a “tourist” there is full body armor, or if not part of ones wardrobe, football pads including helmet and the all-important “cup”. If he catches a triple-header he will immediately be mugged for his spot, and will most likely survive with this body protection. He is safer flying Delta from Amsterdam.
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JollyRoger190
Joined: 11/07/2003
Posts: 1445
Location: Kingston,NY
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01/07/2010 10:44 AM
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Sounds like fishing at Magnolia is like playing "Russian" Roulette.
It's one of the reasons I avoid crowds, I fish to relax and have fun, and sometimes take home a dinner, don't need the agravation of a mob. The more people crowded into anywhere, equals problems!
Practice Conservation...
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lotekchow
Joined: 12/11/2009
Posts: 42
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01/07/2010 10:59 AM
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Magnolia
Some of the Canarsie guys do provide input for Magnolia as they go there at times.
Canarsie without traffic is 10 minutes from home while Magnolia is 40 minutes. If I have an opportunity I will go down there.
Another area with some success has been Steeplechase Pier (Coney Island). Some fishermen are concerned about leaving their autos on the side streets as it is deserted in winter and you do need to feed the meters.
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mako841
Joined: 07/07/2005
Posts: 512
Location: ISLIP
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 01/07/2010 04:13 PM
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lmao
FISH HARD TODAY!CAUSE TOMORROW MAY NEVER GET HERE
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leo
Joined: 07/07/2001
Posts: 235
Location: S.I.N.Y. formerly H.B.N.Y.
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01/07/2010 06:56 PM
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sealevel wrote:
Vladi don’t send the poor chap over to Magnolia. You must know how dangerous it is to fish next to people whose rigs consist of cloths lines, sash weights and telephone poles. Not to mention the several dozen hooks attached. The preferred fishing attire for a “tourist” there is full body armor, or if not part of ones wardrobe, football pads including helmet and the all-important “cup”. If he catches a triple-header he will immediately be mugged for his spot, and will most likely survive with this body protection. He is safer flying Delta from Amsterdam.
bro you are so dead on!!! wasn't so bad 20 yrs ago but i've really started hating magnolia in past 5
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reelcrazyII
Joined: 10/28/2008
Posts: 84
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01/07/2010 09:04 PM
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i heard u must to the Canarsie style of Mambo then run as fast as u can into a brick wall , Herring soon to follow in the Gazillions !!!!!!!!!!
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